I Can't Believe It's Not Better

Oct. 12, 2010 at 6:40pm

6:39pm

Ron Mueck…. Beautiful.

‘Youth’ by Ron Mueck.

6:37pm

I love this episode….

Shock on the new Courtney Cox Arquette news! NO!!!!

6:34pm

Everyone holds a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room…

Oct. 11, 2010 at 8:41pm with 1,140 notes

Reblogged from clitoritastic

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The newspaper headline screams: “Eighteen-Year-Old Slain by Husband after Giving Birth.” As you continue reading, you learn that the young woman was brainwashed by a strange blood-drinking cult who call themselves a “family,” though none of the members were actually related. The young woman’s husband was much older than she and had a history of violence. In fact, you learn that her husband used to stalk her prior to her marriage, watching her secretly from the woods near her home and climbing into an unsecured window at night to watch her sleep without her knowledge. Once the young woman, then seventeen, was initiated into a relationship with the man and his “family,” she was encouraged to marry right after her high school graduation. The young woman reportedly had bruises all over her body after returning from her honeymoon, where she also reportedly became pregnant. Her husband was not happy about the pregnancy and wanted her to have an abortion. She refused, eventually leading to him ripping the child from her womb, then, draining her of her blood until she finally stopped breathing. Sounds torturous and sick, doesn’t it? But in fact, this is the basis of a tween-teen literary phenomenon called the Twilight saga…

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Twilight and Philosophy, p.178 (chapter by Rebecca Housel)

I know I’ve posted this before. But now I have more followers (thank you all) and it is epic and needs to be reblogged.

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It took me a few lines to realize this was about Twilight. Bravo. How is it that so few people realize how fucked up it is?

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8:33pm

10:25am…

Time started: 10:25am

Gender: Female

Birthday: 14th Septemberl

Siblings: Five Older Brothers. Three Older Sisters.

Eye color: Green

Height: 5”11

Where do you live: Franghanistan.

Righty or lefty: Ambidextrous

Can you make a pound in change right now: What’s a pound?

Best place for a date? Movies ;)

Where is your favorite place to shop: Op Shops.

Favorite kind of plant? Tulips

Fave Color? Green, because black is a shade, grey is a tone and white is a tint.

Fave Number: 7

Fave Boys Names: Micah, Tom, Theodore, Edward, Thaddeus etc… Shut up…

Fave Girls Names: Stephanie, Liberty, Perdita, Medea.

Fave Sport: Softball

Fave Month: December/January

Movies: Hmm… Comedy

Juice: Pineapple.

Finger: 36!

Breakfast food: French Toast

Favorite cartoon character: The Crimson Chin

Given anyone a bath: jah.

Smoked: Yes

Made yourself throw-up: Many times.

Gone skinny dipping: Hell yes.

Eaten a dog: no…?

Put your tongue on a frozen pole? Nope, I’m not that stupid.

Loved someone so much it made you cry? Yeah, I guess.

Broken a bone? Nope.

Played truth or dare: Yes

Been in a physical fight: Yupp.

Been in a police car: Yes =D

Come close to dying: Yes.

Been in a sauna: Yes.

Been in a hot tub: Yes.

Cried when someone died: Yes.

Fell off your chair: Yes…….

Wait for someone’s phone call all night: yes

Saved MSN conversations: Only if they’re about me.

Saved e-mails: No, DELETE!

Fallen for one of your best woman friends: Actually, yes.

Used someone: Unintentionally.

Best song you ever heard: Far too many

What’s your bedroom like: Ball of mess.

Last thing you said: Do you still have your chewy, Steph?

Last thing you ate: Rainbow Paddle Pop.

What kind of shampoo do you use? Tre Semme

Best thing that has happened to you this year: Party party party

Worst thing that has happened to you this year: School

Chicken pox: Yup.

Sore Throat: Duh

Stitches: Yes

Broken nose: nahh

Do you believe in love at first sight: Yes.

Like school: GOD NO!

Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: Um…. What kind?

If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you: “Can I eat or lie in your fat to stay alive?”

Who was the last person that called you: A boy… but he doesn’t count… So mum!

What makes you laugh the most? People

What makes you smile? Funny shit.

Last person you yelled at: Mum, also.

Told you that they love you: Uhh…. Exboyfriend.

Is your loudest friend: Myself. I am my own friend.

Do you wear contacts or glasses: Yes…

Do you like yourself: Not really, I wish I did though…

Do you get along with your family: Not really

Stolen anything over $50: haha, no.

Final questions What are you listening to right now?: My Literature class…

What did you do yesterday: school and study….

Got any awards: Softball, Sailing and pure awesomeness.

What car do you wish to have: Mazda 2. Bright Green.

Where do you want to get married: Garden.

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change: Weight. I want to be skinnier.

Good driver: Of course, 100 points if you hit old people, so I’m winning.

Have a lava lamp: Used to… But I broke it.

How many remote controls are in your house: Uh…. I don’t know, many.

Double jointed: There is no such thing…

What do you dream about: crap.

Last time you showered: This morning.

Last time you took a bath: before the ye ol’ drought.

Scary or happy movies: Scary!

Chocolate or white chocolate: Put those two together, my man!

Root Beer or Dr.Pepper: Fuck those, I like water.

Mud or Jell-O wrestling: Mud, because I don’t know what Jell-O is.

Vanilla or chocolate: Vanilla.

Summer or winter: Winter

Silver or Gold: Silver

Diamond or pearl: Diamond

Sunset or Sunrise: Sunrise

Sprite or 7up: Water.

Cats or dogs: Both

Coffee or tea: Green Tea

Phone or in person: Text

Indoor or outdoor: Indoor, wishing to be outdoors.

End Time: 11:33am

Oct. 10, 2010 at 11:12pm

Reblogged from dreamingofmelbs

dreamingofmelbs:

I miss these summer days

Aug. 3, 2010 at 11:43pm

Reblogged from kubi

Any of you ladies want to send me newd pics?

kubi:

I promise Stephanie won’t find out.

Of course… You don’t mind the occasional second or third head growing off our shoulders? Perhaps pregnant bellies?

Cause if so… YEAH I”M ALL FOR IT!

Jul. 28, 2010 at 8:13pm

Catherine King is Gay… She is not very nice and blonde….
She’s stopping my intellectual flourishment through Pride and Prejudice

5:43am

Amazing artist. Only gay man I want to marry. Only dead man I want to marry. Only singer to make me cry.